RUNDOWN: 

6 AM - 1 - Social media influencer Vincent spotted a trend; Opening Thoughts. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Trump poll stuff.

7 AM - 1 - Trump presser stuff. 2 - More Trump stuff. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - We un-break breaking fake news.

8 AM - 1 - Tim Carney from the Washington Examiner talks Trump's first weeks with us. 2 - More Trump. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Joe hates customer surveys.

9 AM - 1 - Fred Barnes from the Weekly Standard talks Trump presser with us. 2 - Late COW; Is the Snuggie a robe or a blanket?. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - More stuff; Final Thoughts.

===

LINKS: 

VIDEO: Atlas Robot - Swearing Mod - Boston Dynamics

AUDIO: Christie Says Trump Told Him To Order The Meatloaf So He Did

===

AWARDS:

Co-General Manager(s): Hunter S. Thompson and George Harrison of the Beatles (Or was it Ringo?)

Band Name of the Day: The Nice Hookers (Joe)

Best Insult about Co-Workers of the Day: The Weekly Standard Is Those Neocons Down The Hallway (Tim Carney)

Bon Mot of the Day: The DNA Is Nice And Fresh (Joe)