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Austin Couple Puts Dirty Diapers In Box For Porch Pirates

One couple in Austin got fed up with porch pirates stealing packages from their front doorstep, so they took matters into their own hands by leaving a box of dirty diapers for them.

The thieves took the box of dirty diapers then actually returned twice to retaliate against the homeowner.

First to smear the diapers on the front door, then they returned with cow manure to smear on the home & lawn.

This is how thieves behave when they know they’ll be no consequences.

KXAN-TV in Austin reports:

"Several people in a south Austin neighborhood said their doorbell cameras have caught the same people swiping packages from their porches.
Gabriela said package thieves ended up spreading manure on her porch and vehicles.
“We need to stop this now, especially before the holidays get started,” said Gabriela, one of the neighbors. “They’re hitting in the middle of the day, the middle of the night. Same car. Same people.”
She was already frustrated when it happened to her, but when she saw other people post videos of what looked like the same suspects and vehicle, she stepped in, hoping to thwart the operation.
She and her husband put a box of dirty diapers on the front porch.
“The same [people] came back and took [the] package,” she said. “And when they discovered it was a bunch of dirty diapers they came back and smeared those diapers on our front door.”
It didn’t stop there.
“Thirty minutes later, they came back with a giant bag of cow manure. They spread that all over our front porch and on our cars in the driveway,” Gabriela said. “That was the straw that broke the camel’s back. I called police, filed a report, and now there’s a detective on the case.”
Gabriele said the people seen stealing the packages are driving around in a black Chevy Suburban with no plates."

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